Annabella's Online Journal: July 2002


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July 31, 2002

Yesterday was full of fun and excitement which did not get entered in my beautiful online journal. I had another dance class in which it was learned that I caught the importance of making noises. I also learned what a great dance partner a veil can be. Who would have thought?

I then rushed off to spend some time with some friends who came to visit. They brought their two adorable girls. The little one got a piece of cake which she used to play my favorite game--coat yourself in sugar. She was sweet to start with so you can imagine how sweet she was after that.

Today was not a day of great excitement. I am just refreshing my French by watching Better Off Dead. You all know I am getting quite the education. Watch out boys. *starts shaking a soda*




July 30, 2002

Well, my brother and I are both one year older than we were last month, but I still feel like your average 8 year old--bubbly with joy and full of curiosity. For instance, why is it that people keep chatting with you when you say you have to go? Maybe I should move, I am almost famous in these parts. Everyone needs a sexy Bella to talk to and hang with.

I have conquered the number 2284. If you don't know what I am referring to, you probably don't want to so don't ask. I know you all missed my smiley postings while I was busy leap frogging through the world, but I am sure that these brief words more than make up for it. I have a busy day of work, dancing and socializing ahead of me. I am, also, working to make a bigger, better Horizons, so I shall take my leave of you to work on that goal. Smile, sing, and shower, sweeties. See you later.




July 26, 2002

It's that time of year again. That day when I just have to love my brother. That day when I remind him that I am the best birthday present he has ever received. Yes, it is his birthday, so HAPPY B-DAY, JOE. Send all financial donations to the poor-Joe-he-is-that-whacko-Bella's-brother fund to me and I shall pass them on to him, so he can pay the rent and buy more cookies.

Last night's concert went incredibly well, even though we were squeezed in there like sardines. My anti-people barrier was holding up pretty well until some of the people got drunk and started throwing themselves into people's arms. No, no one threw themselves at me. Once more, I must refer to my anti-people barrier. John Mayer is pretty cool and so I shall shamelessly advertise him here and there. And don't forget to check up on another of my favorite singing sensations: Nak'd Jakob. Sometimes I wonder if I just like putting that on my website to boost the number of people who will happen across my website accidentally. *wink* But seriously, they rock and they are taller than me.

This gets me to another topic. I think there is something in the water in Pittsburgh, PA that makes hobbits. I have never been in a crowd of people before and had that many people to overlook. It was not just the shoes. I could have taken them off and wandered over the random moist paper and beer spills on the ground and still overlooked what I consider too many short people. I may have to grow taller now just so I won't be one of those common everyday, short people. You know that depresses me. Well, finishing my lunch may cheer me up, so I shall do that. Type at you later, precious web journal.




July 25, 2002

I have reached the epitome of cool. I am chilling with the very heart of the library--the sysadmins. They may not be librarians, but in the technologically advanced world of today, how could we live without them? Besides, they have cool toys (shiny flat panel monitors). Granted I am just playing with my own spiffy, shiny toy, but such is life.

I have another fun concert to attend this month. Another John M.--John Mayer this time. Quite a change in perspective, eh? I'll let you know if anything really interesting happens, aside from watching teenie-boppers swoon. We all know it happens. Anyway, I am off to annoy people or something. I'll talk to you later.




July 24, 2002

Not every librarian has a great day like mine, but not every librarian is me, in fact, I am the only Bella in the whole world. Lucky world, right? Well, I got to spend the day developing new skills and communicating with my co-workers. I could give you details, but then the trainers would have to kill me in a very painful way. Let me just say that I am a controlling persuader and that geek behind my keyboard is an analytical organizer. Well, we all knew she had to be a little dull with a cool chica like me as an alternate personality.

Well, I have a world to build and mortals to make feel the love of the creators, so try not to miss me too much as you experience the rest of your day. Remember to shine your shoes and keep all prehistoric eggs out of the hands of morons. While you are at it, collect donations for the continuing happiness of Bella. Yes, I accept pennies.




July 23, 2002

Well, here she types again--Bella of Infinite Wisdom. I am preparing myself for the joyous evening of veils and fun that awaits me. I have my cloak on to flow out behind me gracefully and get me in that flowing cloth mood that I shall be in this evening. I am also wearing the famous tye-dye dress. No one else has this many acres of gray tye-dye in one article of clothing and I know that all the other freaky hippie chicks love me and aspire to follow my keen fashion sense:)

Last night's activities went well. I am not sure than anyone else feels my deep love for tanagrams, but I am hoping to convert them. I also got sung to by a lively chorus. I think they sounded much better before i tried to direct them, but laughter seems to make it hard to sing. Go figure. Candace (may she never read this website) is now on my list of people that I need to get revenge on. Tehehehe. Oh yes, it will be amusing and I will tell you all about it, so you can laugh with me (not at her--WITH ME). As long as we are all clear on that one.

Then we went on a secret mission. As the objective of the mission has already been reached, I can share the details with you. We snuck over to my friend's house and dropped a huge tent on their front porch. Then I left a card, reminding them that it was there tent and homeless people were not about to set up residence and ran away to snuggle my kitty. Well, that was my yesterday. Today has not been overly exciting except for those yummy donuts that were waiting on my desk for redistribution--librarians on a sugar high, what could be more exciting?

Maybe the sexy lizard. He brightened my day by killing the only disgusting butterflies. If you don't get it. I feel bad for you.




July 22, 2002

The hobbit has advanced another year. In honor of my growing old gracefully, my dear friends rewarded me. Aravan, who knows she loves me more than life itself bought me a cute little Baaba to snuggle and love. I have named him Therrin in honor of my neopet's petpet and a dear friend I made many years ago. I also got a Gameboy advance with the world's cutest jumping frog reprising his role as Frogger. I have yet to receive those checks from the rest of you, but I shall assume it is just the mail holding them up.

In honor of my b-day, I must celebrate the hobbit way by giving out gifts. To each of you I bequeath the honor of reading this entry and smiling as you do so. If you are particularly good, I may even be coerced to let you touch my Baaba's nose. That will take a lot of work on your part and lots of respect. Respect is very important in those who get the joy of touching my Baaba's nose. Well, I must go console my microfilm now, as they missed me greatly over the weekend. Have a good one.




July 19, 2002

So here it is--today's update for the journal of course. I have a birthday swiftly approaching which will make me older, but not necessarily closer to reaching my goals. Among those goals is the revival of Horizons. As we can not afford a server, Mezon and I have found one to use temporarily to continue development and give our beta-testers a chance to complain about anything that does not absolutely rock. All donations toward the Buy-Bella-a-Beautiful-Server fund can be delivered in the form of b-day cash by interested parties.

Anyway, I love you guys, but I always have so much fun stuff to do, so I will let you go for now. Don't worry, I will return to babble endlessly into the night sometime soon. Have a good one and don't party too hard.




July 18, 2002

I have had complaints about the change in the style of my magical journal. People informed me that my entry for last Friday was just not up to par. I am sorry, guys, but some days I am just proud to be Mormon. No, not because of the polygamy thing that we don't practice, I am proud because it helps make me more of an oddball. Oddball-ism is an important part of being Bella. If I were normal, would you really want to read my journal?

Among the other weird things that I do for fun, I have been making little journals for random friends. Of course, since I make these from random scraps of paper and I try not to print things out, I may not be doing this again for a while. Amazingly enough, this is leading to a great reduction in the piles of "garbage that you should throw out, Bella" that used to decorate my house. I am thinking about re-enrolling in college--teachers love to give out tree-killing handouts.

Another part of repertoire of things that keep me from spamming my own journal is my addiction to belly dancing. Now if someone is reading this aloud to you and you thought they said "ballet dancing", pick your ears. I am a little too substantial to feel comfortable doing ballet, but that is another story. I joined a mailing list for happy belly dancers around the world and it can be quite spammy--I hope to contribute to this since it is also informative.

I have been fanning people with my veil for the past couple of days and bringing them infinite happiness, so if your fan breaks, feel free to offer me large sums of money to be a fan/entertainment center for the evening. Keep in mind that touching the entertainment center results in being kicked with brute force.


TOP TEN REASONS THAT BELLA IS THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT CENTER


10. She has a shiny veil that she can use as a fan.
9. She can crack jokes about just about anything, though for some things the joke is lost in a myriad of mirthful giggles.
8. She enforces the no-touching rule that you tried to enforce about the television screen which still got smudges.
7. She dances like no other--not that anyone else would want to dance like that.
6. If all else fails, the small hairball that follows her around can provide entertainment.
5. Everybody loves Bella, so her mere presence is honorably entertaining.
4. She can always tell whacked-out pet stories (the groundhog who bites her nails, the drunken mouse with a toothpick spear).
3. No one else can make a car full of girls laugh so hard they all fly into the bathroom as soon as they reach their destination (the hour and a half drive may have contributed to this).
2. She gives new meaning to the word weirdo.
1. Bella is one of a kind--none of your friends could compete.




July 17, 2002

Another beautiful day under the big-top. My arms are still mad at me for that veil-holding experience last night. You never know how heavy a piece of material can be until you drape it over your head and twist and twirl. It does get the undivided attention of all the people in the area when it starts twirling and shimmering around your body. Okay, so maybe it really just draws the attention of the menfolk, but that is another story and my lunch is about to end.




July 14, 2002

It's a Sunday and I am remiss in my mad church-going skills. I woke up this morning with an astonishing headache and I realized that since I didn't turn it on, my alarm clock could not wake me up. I am gonna try to fill you in on my glorious two days of fun, but I am going tack the 12th on to the last entry and make one for the thirteenth just to keep the information from seeming too garbled. ENJOY!!!

I had a cookout this afternoon to use up more of the munchies from our trip, inviting some of the people who couldn't make it. We needed to celebrate Basttille Day, but I didn't tell them that. Wouldn't want them to think I was a Frenchie or anything. We had a pretty good time and watched Toy Story II to compliment our delicious meal. Well, have a good one and happy reading.


July 13, 2002

Waking up in an icebox has always been a delicious way to start a morning. Licking one's lips is like licking a slightly flavorless popsicle, and each breath of air brings in the crispness of the morning. The beautiful Indian princess, Annabella Ordena, threw back her striped, woolen Indian blanket and slipped into a costume so she could go incognito into the very heart of happiness. A pair of jeans and a white t-shirt were just what any normal spy would have chosen for this endeavor.

I then wandered off to the sacred bathroom to wash my face, passing many happy, shiny morning people on my way. Upon my return, I snuggled back into my blankets and caught some more z's and sheep before waking up to return to the road trip. We visited some local historic sites and took lots of pictures to prove that we had not lied about driving all the way to upstate New York.

Then we were off again to experience the joys of Niagara Falls. Due to time constraints we did not get to wander into Canada, so I can not make any jokes aboot Canadians. You are all depressed about this. I can just tell. We did, however, get to see tons of water crashing downward toward the rocks below (not to mention the big tourist boats of fun). I also inhaled a huge waft of cigarette smoke from the one person we walked by who was smoking. This reminded me of how awesome it is to hang out with the happy, shiny people. I never have to worry about my lungs dying from smoke inhalation when I am with people who don't smoke.

We returned to the car where I took my post-Niagara Falls nap until we pulled up at Wendy's--that establishment of cheap, delicious munchies. I got a spice chicken sandwich to preserve the life of some poor defenseless cow somewhere (giving people in the home state one more cow to tip over for kicks.) I also ate some fries and a frosty. Yummy. Not that anyone cares what I ate, but it made me happy at the time. I then drifted off again, leaving my troupe without entertainment. Apparently, me drooling on myself as I sleep is not as cool as my random babbling.

Our drive home was pretty uneventful aside from the snappiness of too much time on the road. Our Fab Four broke up when Adrienne got dropped off at her house and then the Tremendous Three (Erin, Candace, and myself) returned to the car for the remaining trip where we let Erin free and set off to unload our borrowed goodies at my house. Then I did something amazing, I went to bed again. Chasing the sheepies was just too tempting to pass up.




July 12, 2002

The pieces fall into place and I come up missing some pieces. Camping trips are so much fun. I now have been informed that even more shiny, happy people won't be able to make it. Oh well, the rest of the group will have to have twice as much fun and twice as much food. It's gonna be a great weekend. Anyway, Bella has more things to pack and sandwiches to make. Don't miss me too much and I will let you know how it went.

After once more being informed of other people's inability to let me know what is going on. I proceeded to finish up my food preparations and get things packed away for the happiness of my group. My friend Erin was kind enough to pick me up so I wouldn't be lugging all this stuff down the hill and we were on our way to the Hill Cumorah Pageant. Erin, Candace, and I piled into her car and headed out to pick up the fourth member of the Fab Four. We met up with Adrienne, who has an awesome sheep pillowcase *so jealous*) and got back on the highway with a truck full of goodies and a car full of beauties.

The trip up was pretty cool. We got to chat and get to know each other. We also got to observe the awesome driving habits of people on the road. We stopped at a rest stop to eat our packed lunches. We had turkey sandwiches with cheese, plain potato chips, graham crackers covered in peanut butter and chocolate, water, and apples. The apples were the crowning touch if I do babble so myself. While we were there, some more of our friends caught up to us and we got to chat a bit before getting back on the road for the final portion of our drive.

With Candace at the wheel, we set out for part two of the magical journey, chatting and partying all the way. We were all so excited about going to Pageant that it didn't seem to take too long to get there. Almost being hit by some old guy in a gray van who was leering at us through the car window also added some excitement. We made it as a unified and uninjured group, however, and the four of us wandered off to our eight person campsite, where we erected a tent and set up the grill.

We were in a circle with most of our friends and invited some of them to join us for dinner. The Colemans came over and relieved us of our food for which our expanding tummies were quite grateful. In fact, I believe my own tummy got up and danced a jig. Then we rushed off to the restrooms to clean up and get ready for the Pageant and the dance that would follow.

The Pageant was awesome. There are no words to describe how it makes you feel to be with so many people who share your beliefs and values, watching a representation of all the things that had to come to pass in order for you to know the truth. The only downer of the evening was the people who stood along the side of the road telling us that we are not Christians. Instead of berating them back, the crowd of people headed back to their cars started singing a hymn. As the words of the hymn rose into the air, it seemed that the voice of the man on the bullhorn faded away and all was peaceful again.

Then we waited in the crowded field full of cars for our chance to head out toward the dance. As none of us knew how to get to the place where the dance was to be held, we were following some of our friends. The nice gentlemen directing traffic let us get in behind them, so that we would not be totally lost. Thus began the hour and a half game of, "If I were a stake center, where would I be?". No worries though, after a while, we just started our own party in the car. We were dancing (Candace is quite talented at this, even when she has a steering wheel in hand) and then Bella's Comedy Caravan rolled into the car and we all laughed and laughed and laughed and snorted and laughed and prayed that we would find a bathroom soon. Yeah, it was awesome.

At the dance, we boogied through the crowd, claimed a spot, made one of those annoying circles and danced. Our circle was broken up by HGAC (Happy Girls Against Circles). During slow dances, I roped some poor defenseless boys into dancing with. Thanks Will, Cody, and Jay. It was great until I woke up at seven o'clock the next morning, but that would be my next entry. Move on now, nothing more to see here.




July 9, 2002

It has been another busy week in Bella-land. I am planning a happy trip for the happy shiny people and it begins to look like girls' night out. I will have to see if any of the boys still intend to join us. If not, it's their loss. Yesterday, we got to play a cool game of Go Fish.

I have also had the joy of looking at even more reels of microfilm. You all know that you are jealous. I can just feel your jealous gazes peering at your monitors and thinking, "Man, I want some awesome microfilm to make awesome things out of." Well, you can't have them, they're all mine. *runs off to wrap her arms around some dirty, lil' boxes of microfilm*.




July 6, 2002

Another beautiful day in the land of Bella. I bonded with exploding toilets this morning at work. No, I did not put a cherry bomb in them. They were shooting water wildly at me. The water fountain was in on the conspiracy as well, taking careful sniper aim from its little cubby. I defeated all of these menaces with grace and skill and returned to my task of delivering the LDRs to the great deity of database.

Anyway, my hero Jimmy Neutron is on the big screen. He is being cool and calling people on a cell phone. Wait cell phones aren't cool, but he is so forgivable. I will update you on the water arsenal should the militant attacks continue. *sneaks off into the weeds and disappears*




July 5, 2002

Yes, I know I deserted you over the brief holiday, but you were probably busy watching the shiny fireworks go off anyway. Well, first, I shall tell you about the last couple of days and then I have a little secret or maybe not so secret.

I spent the joyous Wednesday at work as per usual, making the microfilm and LDRs of the library happy. Then the Wednesnight rolled around with all its joys and thrills. I got free tickets from a friend of mine to the Mellencamp concert at the Post Gazette Pavilion. Can you think of a better way to get ready for Independence Day? Think about it for a moment--"R-O-C-K in the USA" and "Born in the USA" just scream, "I love this country". Oh yeah. I may have been way at the top of the hill with my fanny planted in the grass, but I had a good time. Some things I may want to be reminded of as I get older (in deference to my fellow concert-goers):
1. Pearls don't go with jeans.
2. Drinking beer can make you think you are sexy when the people around you are glad they didn't eat too recently.
3. Public displays of affection really should be left at chaste kisses and hugs.
4. Have fun wherever you are without annoying those around you too much.

So my Thursday was full of excitement, too. I woke up and stared at my ceiling until my friends called to finalize our Independence Day celebration plans. At Brad's encouragement, we went swimming in a river. The water was warm and a healthy shade of green. We had a good time. I sat around earning the slight sunburn on my shoulders as I watched other people dive off of a huge rock into the water below. Did I? No, I love me too much to risk losing me this early in the game. Then we had a cook-in at my friend's house, so we wouldn't be too late to support my friend who is running for the House of Delegates. Then we watched our hometown fireworks and chilled with other happy people.

Now for my secret--I am short. Tehehehe, made you look. I have to head back to work now, so try not to smile too much while thinking happy thoughts for me:)




July 2, 2002

Another day at the world's happiest place. The microfilm got up and danced with joy for me. In fact, I believe they have been planning this for weeks. I wonder if they will have a going away party for me when I finally complete my tasks that involve them. Well, I am taking a short lunch today and don't have much to say, so I will sign off now, but keep checking back.




July 1, 2002

Time to roll over the journal again. This leaves me with the usual conundrum. Should I make this a long, rambling rant so that the page looks full or be short and sweet (like I always am) so that no one has to scroll down to read the whole entry? I guess I will just leave it up to fate and the urges of my meandering ramblings. I know you are all excited, so lets get started.

So what has kept me so occupied that I haven't updated for five days? Well, I have been sleeping to recover from my brief time in the limelight as a UF (Ultimate Frisbee) MVP (Most Valuable Pink-wearer). I have also been cleaning my house, entertaining my cats, and eating ice cream--tons and tons of ice cream. I am also the planning queen. I am working toward the ultimate goal of getting safely to New York and back with a select group of friends. We are going to a Pageant and a dance, so we should have a rocking time and you'll have to live without my sexy updates for a couple of days. Don't worry, it it a whole two weeks away and I will keep you posted.

Today, I have been working with my beatific microfilm. Labor unions are still keeping me going with their light and joy. Allow me to elaborate.


HOW MICROFILM ON LABOR UNIONS CAN LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE


10. 187 reels of microfilm would burn for a pretty good length of time since it is plastic.
9. One can use them to make nifty lamp shades, which would then throw nifty newsprint images across the walls and ceilings.
8. Cutting out images such as union seals and decorating glass candle holders is the wave of the future.
7. You get to look at the light from the shiny bulb in the reader when you look at the microfilm.
6. Those who are paid to deal with microfilm, use that money to pay for electricity which is used to light up their homes.
5. Selling microfilm (pronounced like mEEcrofEElm) to spies is also a very profitable business. It also tends to keep them from killing you for it.
4. You can use my aforementioned microfilm uses guides to make loving yet economical gifts for all the people you love. Their joy in receiving them will bring true light to your life.
3. Recycling helps to save our planet and bring more light into the world.
2. What could be more exciting to read just before bed than the constitution of some exciting labor union such as the National Maritime Association of America.
1. If you love microfilm like I love microfilm, you would already understand.





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